Things that are unstoppable

This commercial made me cringe every time it was on last season.

There's no need to dwell on why it's stupid, but there's no reason not to throw in a few corrections. Without further ado, things that really are unstoppable:

1) Our portfolio manager's neon orange polo shirts

2) Me, in the context of a plate of cheeseburgers

3) Grizzly bears that climb trees (that actually might be all of them).

4) Occam's Razor

5) Kids with crayons and sharpies

6) Bums pumped up on mad dog 20/20

7) This bad boy.

8) Donkey Kong

9) The US dollar's slide.