"When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in the world. Now that I'm older and have been through life, I know that I was right."
-co-worker
"The easiest way to teach your children about money is to not have any."
-Elizabeth
The next one is not really about money, but maybe it's the stereotypical equivalent for girls?
"Whenever guys are rude to me, I tell them 'I'm sorry I'm not cute with big boobs.'"
- girl on the subway
And the last one, at least she's honest:
"I don't want one an ABC (American born chinese) husband. I can only date guys from the Motherland."
- girl at sushi bar
I am of the hearty opinion that you shouldn't date someone just because they're not cute and don't have big boobs. Please note there are no typos in the previous sentence.
As for the last girl, maybe she means Mother Russia?
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