Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Go forth and conquer

As a friendly piece of advice, if you ever complain about physical feature y to someone in your family (perhaps your mom, even) and she / he says, "oh don't worry, feature y makes you look distinguished," then you should make it a priority to get rid of feature y at all costs, if that is at all possible. For example, and this is just hypothetical, if you're a girl and you have a mustache. Just a thought.

Today's phrase: late to the kegger

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