So i found this list of exercises online while trying to figure out what the fastest route to burning calories would be. Take a look. Apparently the answers are "skiing, cross country, uphill, maximum effort" for 1423 calories/hour and "running, 10.9 mph (5.5 min mile)" for a whopping 1553 calories per hour. They though of everything on here: "raking lawn", "mowing lawn", "polo", "curling", "snorkeling", "scrubbing floor, on hands and knees", and "music playing, drums". Plus you can match the numbers to your weight class. It's pretty sweet.
There's one activity noticeably missing though. Yeah exactly. Masturbation. How many calories does "stroking, firmly and vigorously" burn? What about "rubbing, until climax is reached?" Is it more calories if you're 190 lbs instead of 115 lbs? What about if you use porn? Extra 100 / calories an hour? What if it's girl-on-girl porn? I'm just saying. Someone should do a study. That is all.
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